A mother held her baby and very slowly rocked him

back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

And while she held him, she sang:

I'll love u forever

I'll like u for always,

As long as I'm living

my baby u'll be.

 

The baby grew. He grew and grew and he grew.

He grew untile he was two years old, and he ran all around the house.

He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toliet. Sometimes his mather would say:"This kid is driving me CRAZY!"

 

But at night time, when that two-year-old was quiet,

she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed;

and if he is really asleep she picked hime up and rocked him

back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

 

And while she held him, she sang:

I'll love u forever

I'll like u for always,

As long as I'm living

my baby u'll be.

 

The little boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew.

He grew untile he was a grow-up man. He left home and got a house across another city.

 

Well, the mother, she got older, she got older and older and older.

One day, she called up her son and said:" You'd better come see me because I'm very old and sick."

So her son came to see her.When he came in the door, she tried to sang the song:

 

I'll love u forever

I'll like u for always……

 

But she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick.

The son went to his mother. He picked her up and rocked her 

back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

 

And he sang:

I'll love u forever

I'll like u for always,

As long as I'm living

my Mommy u'll be.

 

When the son came back that night, he stood for a long time at the top of the stairs.

Then he went into the room where his very new baby daughter was sleeping.

He picked her up in his arms and rocked her

back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

And while he rocked her, he sang:

 

I'll love u forever

I'll like u for always,

As long as I'm living

my baby u'll be.

       

      同事中有一个ABC, 从小在美国长大，这次因公出差来沪，顺便见见阔别已久的亲戚，好像是他父亲的大哥，想来应该叫大伯了。工

作之余，和上海的堂兄聚会。饭后，堂兄问还想去哪儿玩儿？同事说累了哪儿也不想去，想回酒店休息。堂兄体贴地说，累啊，那我带

你去按摩。ABC连忙摆手说不要不要。因为来之前，他就听说国内的按摩含义很粉色。他很认真地解释给我听：“如果我和堂兄去按

摩，他爸爸肯定会知道，他爸爸又告诉我爸爸，我爸爸知道了，我女朋友就会知道了，那……你知道， 就会很麻烦。”我看他的眼光

立刻变得崇敬起来，多么靠谱的青年！再一想，好像又不是那么回事儿。他说不要去是怕家人知道，并没说他不想去。这属于典型“有

贼心没贼胆”，和“有贼胆没贼心”明显不在一个层次上。

         不清楚艳遇这回事对男同学是什么概念。一块放在老鼠夹上的美味芝士? 心里隐隐约约都是想的，但总会有或多或少的顾忌。傻根笃

信天下无贼，逢人多的地方就嚷嚷：“贼么？有贼么？”而我想问的是， 天下皆贼吗？

        其实堂兄只是好意，是他自己想歪了。很想知道ABC后来究竟有没有去成马沙基。 到底没好意思问。